Aniversario: Year 1

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Oh YEAH! Freak out, freak out!
Dig it!
You've all may have noticed my absence lately in GWV.

At Battle of Hamilton Night 1, I successfully beat Evan Bourne to become the first GWV Pure Championship.

However fortunately all victories come with a cost.
That victory cost me something very big.. 
In that match I tweaked my knee and now I am forced to relinquish the very prize I fought so hard for,
so I can take time off and let my injury heal.

Chris Hero: Tonight we proved like always that the Kings Reign Supreme over everyone.

CH: We only came out to out tonight to attack the Wolves, but it seems like the American Wolves may be gone now..
Eddie Edwards has a concussion from that thunderous elbow and Davey dislocated his should from that devastating KRS One.
Tonight we only meant to bring our B game but apparently our B Game is good enough to put the Tag Team Champions out.
Now tell me who should be the tag champions. I have one solution.    

Claudio Castagnoli: EH! Tonight my Upper Cuts Crushed.

CH: And my Kicks KO'ed and Elbow's concussed!

CC: We are the Kings of Wrestling and we will rule supreme!!

Hey.. There.. Come here often??

Tonight I lost right on the brink of climax for my victory.
However it seems like this crowd can't wait to get more Sleaze!
The fans keep asking a lot of questions. 
And I answer them with a question of my own!

Truth Martini: Hello, hello, hello. Mr. Ryan me and HBK like your style a lot.

TM: We'd love to infuse Hoopla and Sleaze together to form an unstoppable aliance.

Joey Ryan: No thanks. Sounds like a sausage fest..

Camera Man: Excalibur how are you doing?

Excalibur: How am I doing.. How am I doing...

E: I just found out the Pure and Tag Team champions have to vacate the title from injuries,
I have Brock Lesnar coming from the TNHW to destroy this company
and that Raven has a new monster.
That new monster is "The Man" Vader!

E: So I guess I am good.. This job is so damn hard at times. 

Raven and his two little b#tches Ryder and Hawkins cost me my match tonight.
Cost me my right to fight for GWV against TNHW.

Ryders and Hawkins you better be ready because I just talked to good friend Excalibur and he gave me a chance to rectify tonight's events.

At Trios!Trios!Trios! It will be Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins vs. Kevin Steen and my partner...

Colt "Boom Boom" Cabana!
Hawkins, Ryder be prepared for your funeral.
By the way Raven I am not scared of your new monster, because it's not Vader Time..
It's Steen Time!!

Charlie Haas: You know what really pisses me off! 
We haven't been on a GWV show in a long time. 
I bet half of you idiots don't even know who we are...
I am "The Outlaw" Charlie Haas.

James Gibson: I am "The Red Neck Messiah" James Gibson..

CH: We are too good ol' boys from the south who are going make things right. Like the way they used to be..
We are "The Rebels".

CH: Believe me when I say the SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!

Vince: Great now because of that Jackass Nigel I have to come back here with the Beast to destroy him.

VM: Brock is going to destroy that fool and this company..
Dolph that Lariat couldn't of hurt that much..
GET UP YOU IDIOT!

Dolph Ziggler: No mom I don't want to go to school!

Tonight I proved yet again to all you people that I am the Whole She-Bang.

Jericho you can stay being a super star, I don't want to be one because I am a pro wrestler. 
I am Johnny Wrestling.
I have defeated RVD, Brodie Lee, Joey Ryan and Chris Jericho.
Who will be next??

Vince none of this is about you rejecting me all that time ago when I tried to join the TNHW developmental..
This has to do with me protecting my new home. 
This is me guarding Global Wrestling Vanguard.

Brock you may be a Beast but even Beasts can be knocked down..

I've finally done it!

I am the GWV World Heavyweight Champion!!!

You ain't seen nothing yet..

Dean Ambrose: Tonight we showed that the Shield is going to come out the victors of the GWV Trios tournament..

DA: Soldier Ant I destroyed you like I did to Ants when I was a kid.
Let's just say that this magnifying glass burning Ants is the Shield 
and I think we are going to be smelling a lot of burnt Ants at Trios!Trios!Trios!

DA: Hey boys, maybe we should change our teams name to being the Exterminators...

Chris Jericho: Yo Van Dam these young punks think they are the best..

CJ: We might be losers tonight but why don't we show those brats what we can do by starting a froot tag team.

RVD: Sounds like a good plan... 
Hey could you pass me that chair..

CJ: This one..

CJ: Where should I put it!!

RVD: Put it right into your skull! You might be a loser man, but I am not loser...

Raven: Ding Dong.. The Deadman is dead!

R: Oh I warned you, that it was time but you wouldn't listen and now you are gone forever...
What time is it?

Ryder: Woo Wo-
Vader: IT'S VADER TIME!!
R: Quote the Raven Nevermore!

I got some special announcements for you folks.. GWV has recently signed some great new talent.
This talent includes the legendary Rikishi's sons Jimmy and Jey Uso.
The Uso's have recently been training hard with the Maximo brothers..

The other new addition to the GWV roster is a legend in his own name..

He is "X-Pac" Sean Waltman.

We are very excited with the new additions to the roster and would love to hear what the fans think.

That's all we have time for tonight. We hope to see you again at the next GWV show.
This show is oriented around the art of Trios wrestling where we will crown Trios champions!

Thanks for watching!