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"Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the debut edition of the Global Wrestling Vanguard
Podcast-A-Go-Go. I am the host of the Podcast-A-Go-Go, I am "Lightning" Mike Quackenbush,
here in this shady building that the GWV staff sent me too."
"Today on the Podcast-A-Go-Go we will see a bunch of interviews from Battle of Hamilton and
an interview from a new Trios that will come to the GWV. But first let me introduce my co-host.
He is the current NWA World Heavyweight Champion, he is one of my close personal friends, He
is......"
"Pause for suspense guys....."
"Mr.BOOM BOOM" Colt Cabana in the flesh here in this crack house that management have provided.
Mike Quackenbush: "Welcome Champ."
Colt Cabana: "Hello Mike, and Hello GWV audience. This may be the first time you see me in the
GWV but it won't be the last time due to the new deal between NWA and GWV."
CC: "Let's get to business Quack. Speaking of Quack were did you get a last name like that?
Did your ancestor's like Duck's and Bushes?"
MQ: "We thought we'd change it from DuckenBush just because Quackenbush sounds better.
Anyways Colt you just defeated the Sheik to win the NWA World Title back. How are you doing
after such a gruelling match?"
CC: "I feel Great because I won back my baby. I love this title."
MQ:"After all that Drama with the NWA, the 7 levels of hate, and Adam Pearce what made you
go back?"
CC: " New management. What is this Mike 20 questions. LET'S ROLE SOME INTERVIEWS!"
MQ: "Our first interview is from "American Dragon" Daniel Bryan after Battle of Hamilton Night 1.
After his intense Rise to Glory Tournament Round 1 match against---"
CC: "ROLE IT!"
"Tonight I took on one of the best and craziest wrestlers on this Planet. Pillman planted me straight
on my head with 2 Psycho Drivers! I would be lying to you if I didn't say my neck was sore."
"However I got up from both of those Psycho Drivers and I will get up again. Samoa Joe, Low-Ki,
and Shawn Michaels may be still in the tournament but they can't outlast me. I am a former
Survival of the Fittest winner and I will be a Rise to Glory winner. I will win that Number 1 Contenders
Trophy and I will beat whoever the GWV World Champion is at Anniversario: Year 1."
"YES!"
"Choked out.. I got choked out by Samoa Joe. I put my head down with no pride when I say
this."
"But you guys know who I am."
"I am not going to put my head down just because Joe won the match."
"Samoa Joe is a Great Wrestler and even though he used my chain to choke me in the STF I think
he won fair and Square."
"Joe you are a Great Wrestler and hopefully you can give me a rematch in the future. As for me
John Cena, I am not going to give up just because of losing one match. I never give up.
I am just waiting for my next opportunity to prove to you fans that I am good enough to be here."
"never give up"
"never give up"
MQ: "We just saw an interview from a very distraught John Cena, and an Injured American Dragon.
Let's hope he can continue to compete on Night 2."
CC: "If Dragon can't go on who will replace him? Ultimo Dragon, Ricky The Dragon? Retail Dragon?
Dragon Dragon?"
CC:" If John Cena's out I guess I can finally say THE CHAMP IS HERE! Considering I am the NWA
World Champ and he does not have a title. First time in my career."
MQ: " Well John Cena isn't out he is just upset over his loss to Samoa. In that Epic battle from
Battle of Hamilton Night 1. Which you can pick up now on Highspots.com or smartmarkvideo.com."
CC: "Those plugs were almost as good as Hulk Hogan's Plugs. Hair Plugs that is."
MQ:" Man you are just a barrel of laughs today. Let's role the next couple of clips."
CC: "ROLE 'EM!"
" Davey, Eddie you made a mistake when you guys kicked me. I am an injured man, Daniel Bryan
practically destroyed my shoulder. How could you a man when he is down. I just wanted to show
my love for one of the Greatest Tag Teams ever."
"I want my revenge. I want to take those Tag Titles. I talked to management they will give me
my tag title shot at Anniversario: Year 1."
"I plan on not just grabbing one of these wrestlers from the back. I already called my partner.
My partner is one of my former partners. Let's just say he's living it up in Hollywood and will be
coming in next month. Be prepared Wolves!"
"Cactus, Cactus, Cactus. You made a mistake Boy."
Worker: "Heres your water Mr. Funk."
Terry Funk: "Thank you and it's Terry by the way."
"Cactus you made a mistake by attacking me you crazy bastard. You more like the messiah of
being bipolar, you schizophrenic freak."
"You may think you are the Messiah of Hardcore."
"But Boy, this ain't Hardcore no more. This is Ultra Violence, AND I WILL ULTRA VIOLENT
CHAMPION FOREVER!"
"I will admit that Cena almost had me beat. But I am the Samoan Submission Machine. No matter
how good you are I will beat you!"
"Shawn, Bryan, Low-ki I am on my path to that Number 1 Contenders Trophy and none of you
can stop me!"
"Joe.........."
"IS GUNNA......."
"KILL YOU!"
"King's of Wrestling you may think you guys have beat me, but I am far from beat. I already have
my tag partner. My team will win and prove who the real king is. As for my partner... He is one
of my greatest rivals from the past."
"No it's not Kerry VonErich, he's stuck in Texas."
"No it's not Terry Funk, he is too beat up to wrestle."
"It's not Andy Kaufman or Austin Idol."
"No one will be able to guess my partner. Who do you think it is?"
"I am the real King of Wrestling."
MQ:"What a bunch of powerful promo's. Who do you think Jerry Lawler's partner will be?"
CC: "I already know it's me. Were great friends now."
MQ: "You guys never had an intense rivalry together."
CC: "You must be forgetting about our blood feud in the AWA. With our final First Blood, Tuxedo,
Cole Minor's glove on a pole, cage, C4 barbwire Death match."
MQ: "How could I forget about that. Man what a classic. Anyways role the next set of interviews."
"Undertaker I might have stolen this old GWV World Heavyweight Championship."
"But next time I am going to steal your life."
"Quote the Raven!"
"NEVERMORE!"
"Undertaker there is not way that you can beat Abdullah in a no dq match."
"The Mad Man from the Sudan will take your Championship and your career."
"Abdullah will never be retired."
"OH YEAH! I am the new GWV Pure World Heavyweight Champion. Yeah, DIG IT!"
"Bourne you may not dig it. I was going to shake your hand tonight after our match but your
two boyfriends had to carry you out."
"You said that this is long from over. Bring it on and I will prevail again because I am the MAN!"
"The Macho Man! Macho Madness is coming at you!"
"Macho Madness has just proved to be the PURE force in professional Wrestling."
"Reigns"
"Rollins"
"Ambrose"
Seth Rollins: "Hello GWV. We are the most dominant Trio in all of Wrestling and we have just
been told that you guys will be having a Trio's Tournament. Since the Hounds of Justice are the
best Trio in all of wrestling we will be bringing Justice to GWV when we debut and win this Trios
Tournament."
Dean Ambrose: "We were also told that your company has just formed there first Trio. This Trio
is apparently called Generation Next which consists of Shelley, Sabin, and Bourne. Well boys you
made the wrong mistake by announcing yourselves as the first team and the most dominant Trio!"
Dean Ambrose: "I took the statement of being the best Trio as a personal attack on the three
members of this dominant Trio named the Shield! Not only our victory over Generation Next be
sweet to win the tournament it will also give me a feeling of satisfaction over stopping these men
who personally attacked my team. We won't just stop at winning boys, we are going to obliterate
Generation Next."
Roman Reigns: "We are the brute force in Professional wrestling and we will stop at nothing to
win the title that we already have, and that title is the Best Trio in the World!"
Dean Ambrose: "Were coming boys. Be prepared."
DA: "It's personal now!"
MQ: "Man the Shield are right when they say they are the most dominant people in wrestling."
CC: "What type of name is the Shield anyway? Can we start a Trios with Dragon Dragon called the
Sword?"
MQ: "Yes of course Colt. Anyways that is all the time we have for the first edition of the
GWV Podcast-A-Go-Go!"
MQ:" Let me just thank Wiggly from Wiggly's World for filming this, my guest co-host Colt Cabana,
SmartMarkVideo, Highspots.com, all of Wiggly's Pod-casts, and all of you fans for watching.
Please tune in again to watch more of the Go-Go Next time. Colt do you have anything to plug?"
CC: "Buy my merchandise, Buy my T-shirts, Buy my 8x10'2, buy my DVD's, and buy my collective
mugs. Also watch me defend my NWA World Heavyweight Championship in Brampton, Ontario on
the 25th of April against Tyson Dux in SMASH Wrestling. Also support Marty Del Rosa and the
Worst Promo Ever."
MQ: "Is that all the cheap plugs we can fit into this ending?"
CC: "I think so. As we say on the Worst Promo even.. It's a keeper!"
MQ: "Good bye everybody!"
