Post by Admin on Jul 28, 2014 17:42:12 GMT
Excalibur:Hello Ladies, and Gentlemen to the Global Wrestling Vanguard's portion of FREEDOMANIA presented on WFigs network. I am the new co-voice of
GWV, I am Excalibur, joined by my commentary partner, the legendary Good Ol' Jim Ross.
Jim Ross: How are you doing? Tonight we will see a tremendous match to two relatively new GWV competitors. We will see "The Whole F'N Show" Rob Van Dam vs. "The Whole She-Bang" Johnny Gargano.
E: This is the battle of She-Bang vs. F'n Show.
JR: This is certainly going to be an awesome match. Let's go to Armando Estrada in the ring.
Armando Estrada: Coming to the ring from-....
"HOLD ON! Wait a minute!"
Rico: Hold on a minute bub!
Jim Ross: What is this guy doing out here.
E: He's a fancy one.
Rico: Everything about this company is just horrible. I hate it. I hate everything about it!
Rico: I hate all these piggish fans, I hate management, I hate it all.
Rico: I hate this dirty rug! I am sick and tired of sitting in the back and waiting to see my name on the card!
Rico: I also really hate hearing your stupid voice every time I wrestle on a dark match or try to watch GWV shows on the interweb!
Rico: I bet most of you fans didn't even I was in GWV!
Rico: You ignorant freaks are probably wondering why I am out here!
Rico: Well I am sick of sitting in the back and waiting to be called up!
Rico: I am the Fabulous One! I don't need to wait to be called up, you guys should wait for me to call you up!
Rico: Armando you are probably really confused aren't you?
Rico: Well remember all those years ago when you took my monster from 3MW and created Umaga? You took something from me!
Rico: You not only brainwashed Eddie Fatu into thinking he was a spear chucking Tribal man, but you took him from Rosie's and My supervision.
You took our friend. We were like a family, and without Eddie 3MW was ruined and without 3MW it was only a short time until my contract expired.
Rico: So you know what Armando I am sick of everyone taking stuff from ME! I am sick of this company taking matches away from me!
Rico: It's my time to take stuff!
Rico: I am taking your job!
Armando Estrada: Don't be silly.
Rico: I am never silly! If GWV won't book me they will have to employ me as there announcer.
Rico: GWV is about to get more Fabu---
Armando Estrada: You can't take my job like that!
Excalibur: Ooh! Rico just flattened out Armando with that stiff punch.
JR: What in gods name is wrong with this boy!
Rico: KEEP YOUR GRUBBY PAWS OFF ME! AND NEVER INTERRUPT ME!
Rico: Get out of this ring you garbage water trash.
JR: Someone is having a tantrum.
E: You said it.
Rico: Get out!
E: Did you see how hard Armando landed?
Rico: Take this trash with you too!
JR: What a drama queen!
Rico: As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted!
Rico: GWV is about...
Rico: TO GET...
Rico: FABULOUS!
Jim Ross: What is wrong with this fruit. Let's get this thin started.
Excalibur: I think someone had a few to many whine coolers.
