GWV X-Plosion! Episode 3!

Jim Ross: Hello everyone. Welcome to Global Wrestling Vanguard. I am "Good Ol' Jim Ross here broadcasted on Wrestling Figs Forums with my broadcast partner the "Million Dollar Man" Mr. Ted Dibiase. We are here in the redone Maple Leaf Gardens, the Mattamy Athletic Center in Toronto, ON.
"Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase: Were still stuck here in Canada. This place is filled with maple syrup sucking, beaver loving, canuck's. I would buy this place and become the Billion Dollar Prime Minister if Canada wasn't full of Canadians. Oh Yeah Jim, I invested in some good stocks and now I am the Multi-Billion Dollar Man.

JR: Well congratulations Ted. Lets go to the ring were our Match Maker Jim Cornette. He has some giant news for all the fans.
M$M: Hey! Wait a minute it is Mr. Dibiase to you.
JR: Well alright Mr.Dibiase lets go to the ring with Jim Cornette.

Jim Cornette: Hello fans. How ya'll doing tonight in Toronto? I have some huge news for you guys tonight. GWV shows In two weeks Global Wrestling Vanguard episodes will now be known as GWV X-Plosion! Tonight is the Debut edition and the third Show for GWV. At GWV we have been trying to cut the fat of the company. By doing that me, the match maker of GWV and the GWV committee decided we will unify the X-Division Title and the Intercontinental Championship together to make the Global Wrestling Vanguard Pure Wrestling Championship. Speaking of championships, we have made the Undertaker a new GWV World Heavyweight Championship Belt that he will show off next week when he defends it against a mystery opponent.

JC: Next up for Big News Global Wrestling Vanguard will have its first IPPV after the next show. The IPPV will be only available on the WF Figs Forums. This IPPV will hold an 8 man tournament called "Rise to Glory" tournament. The winner will get a shot at Undertakers title at the IPPV after the First one.

JC: GWV first IPPV will be a two day event as well. GWV 1st IPPV will be called "Battle Of Hamilton"! It will be held in the legendary Copps Coliseum. The unification for the Pure championship will happen at "Battle of Hamilton"! Here is the poster.


JC: Thanks Everyone and have a nice night.
HOLD IT THERE JIMMY BOY!
JR: Who could that be?

JR: Oh great it is Harvey Wippleman, and his hitman Abdullah "the Butcher".

HW: Jimmy Boy didn't you see last week. My Butcher took out three of your big main event contenders. He should be in the main event in the "Battle of Hamilton" and take that brand spanking new shiny Title from Taker.

JC: No I don't he intervened in my main event and took out the Undertaker already disposed of your butcher.

HW: This is a mockery to this business Abdullah injured Matt Morgan and took out Christian and Edge.

HW: What is it going to take for Abdullah to get into that main event. For Christ Sake he is the Butcher He can take any challenger on!

HW: If you really love these half brained, idiots you will give Abdullah a shot at the GWV World Title. By the way The Maple Leaf's Suck! Yay Boston!

JC:Shut Up! You nincompoop. I got a great idea for the main event it is good for me and you. Since you took out Edge and Christian how about you do it again. Edge & Christian vs. Abdullah the Butcher. If you win you can go on to face Taker if you lose you can take your scared head, pajama paints and your idiot manager out of GWV. Goodnight folks.

HW: That is blasphemy!

JC: I thought you were confident in your animal. Whatever if you don't want to do it leave now!

HW:OK..We will take it..
JC: Whatever. Goodnight Toronto enjoy GWV Shockwave.

B$M: That is just another injustice that Canada has made in the world. I agree with Harvey about the Maple Leaf's which reminds me the Billion Dollar Man should invest on some American NHL teams.

JR: Well enough of that. What a great main event we have scheduled. Now lets hope Edge and Christian can put there differences aside and get these guys out of here. It looks like Harvey and Abdullah are having there differences in the ring.

JR: Oh My God! the lights are off people.
B$M: Why did Cornette forget to pay the light bill. Don't worry Jimmy I can cover it if you want.
(GONG Rings!)

ABDULLAH! I have beaten you before. Your cheap schemes and your manager will be crushed by the power of the UNDEAD! If you win tonight you and Harvey will....

REST IN PEACE!

JR:What big news we Jim Cornette has just said.
B$M: Yeah we get it Shockwave is the new show name, the making of the Pure title, the first IPPV were having and that we got a new World Title. We didn't need 15 minutes of our time wasted by Cornette. Lets go onto our first match.
JR: Well our first match is apparently is our last X-Division Title defense. This match is between the Champion Evan Bourne and the challenger from Mexico City, Mistico.

JR: Lets go to the back with "Captain" Lou Albano.

Captain Lou Albano: Hello everyone I am here with the X-Division Champion, Evan Bourne. Evan we just found out the crazy news from Jim Cornette that your X-Division Championship and "Macho Man" Randy Savage's Intercontinental Championship will be unified in a match at Global Wrestling Vanguard's first Internet Pay Per View to crown the GWV Pure Championship. Tonight you are facing Mistico in the last X-Division championship match before it is retired. There is a possibility that you might not get to even have a chance at being the Pure championship if Mistico defeats you for the X-Division title. What are your thoughts?

Evan Bourne: Well, Captain... I am 100% positive that I will beat Mistico and then I will go onto defeating Macho Man to become the first Pure champion.

CLA: Are you sad about the X-Division coming to an end? Also are you happy about the Pure division coming to fruition?

EB: I don't care either way! I am the one who is the star of both divisions. I am the division's. They should just call it the Bourne Championship. Ooh Yeah, Dig That!

CLA: Evan Bourne sounding very cocky. Lets go back to you Jim Ross and Ted Dibiase.

B$M: Bourne Championship that is great and by the way Albano it is Mr. Dibiase to you!
JR: Evan Bourne is usually a great nice young kid. I think the X-Division title might have gone to his head.















JR: What a great show of athleticism, making his way to the ring by Mistico.




B$M: You want to see athleticism come see Evan Bourne a true athlete.




B$M: Look at that he is amazing.

JR: Well they are both great athletes that is why they are hear in GWV.

Armando Alejandro Estrada: First, from Mexico City, Mexico the challenger Mistico!


B$M: Why the hell are they throwing Garbage at him?
JR: It is a sign of respect from the fans to the wrestlers to throw streamers at the wrestlers.

AAE: In this corner the current X-Division Champion! from St.Louis Missouri, Evan "Air" Bourne.


B$M: I think I would just save my money and just cheer. Look Bourne got more of course!

AAE: This match is for the X-Division Championship and will be the last defense of the X-Division Championship.

JR: As you heard it folks this is the last title match for the X-Division championship before it is unified with the Intercontinental Championship to make the Pure Championship. This is certainly is an end of an era in GWV.

B$M: Well when one door closes another opens. Just like the investment I made the Pure wrestling division is going to be twice as good as the original two divisions.

JR: I think everyone will enjoy it.


JR: The ref raises the Title and Bourne sticks his hand out for a handshake.

B$M: Come on kick him in the face Evan.

JR: That was great sign of sportsmanship and respect which defines the X-Division and the new Pure wrestling division. But you cant wrap you million dollar mind on that concept.

JR: Mistico raising his hand for a possible test of strength.

B$M: Hey! I am a man that has billions of dollars. Ok Jimmy.

JR: Lets just call the match Mr. Dibiase and keep finances and bank accounts out of the play by play.

B$M: Alright then. These to men lock hands in the test of , strength.

JR: Mistico powers Evan down to one knee.

B$M: I'll give it to Mistico, I wasn't expecting him to over power Evan Bourne.

JR: Bourne working his way up to one knee.

B$M: Bourne back to his feet. I have to admit I am really liking the new attitude of Mr. Evan Bourne.

JR: Giant monkey flip from Bourne onto Mistico.

B$M: Both men still are holding onto the test of strength.

..1..

JR: Bourne and Mistico get there shoulders up by bridging what a great sight to see.


B$M: Mistico flops onto Bourne and crushes him.


..1..

JR: 1 count on Bourne. Evan getting his shoulder up.

B$M: Both of these competitors getting on to there knee's.

JR: What a great feat of strength that these men shown by holding the test of strength for this long.

B$M: Great kick by Evan into the leg of Mistico.

B$M: I don't think Mistico can see through that mask. He is wrestling like he is blind.

JR: He is a great luchador, I think he can see. OOH! what a knee to the face of Mistico.

JR: What is Bourne setting up for right now?


B$M: That Mexican jumping bean slides through that hold.



JR: Giant Pele. Mr. Dibiase I think you should be more respectful to the talent.

B$M: Jim Ross respect is earned not given.


JR: Dropkick to the bridge of the current champions face.



B$M: There is another big kick to Bourne.

JR:Pinning predicament here.

..1..


..2..

JR: Bourne kicks out at 2!

B$M: there was literally half a second left before Bourne lifted his shoulder. Maybe Mistico is of more use than I thought before.


JR: Mistico signalling that he is going up. He is also grabbing Evan's arm.


Jim Ross: Mistico going up to the top rope. He is walking on the top rope like circus performer on a tightrope. What athleticism.

"Billion $ Man" Ted Dibiase: With Bourne's cunning instinct he just pulled Mistico. He hung him up on that rope like one of these dirty Canadians hanging their laundry in their backyards.

JR: I am not even going to acknowledge that one.

JR: Oof! What a kick. Sin Cara landing flat on the outside.

JR: The ref is starting his count.
B$M: Better yet, Why is Bourne running?
....1....2...3

B$M: What is he going to go for here?
JR: The Ref's count to 3.
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...4...

JR: OH MY GAWD! Bourne just connected with Mistico to outside with a nice Fosbury Flop Moonsault.
B$M: Holy sh!t. Bourne and Misitco are putting their bodies on the line here tonight just to win this title.

JR: That is the epitome of what the X-Division represents and what it means to these guys.

JR: Also, Mr.Dibiase I don't think that is the way a Billionaire should talk.
....1....2....3...4

B$M: Shut up Jimmy.

..5..6...

..7..

JR: The champion throwing in Mistico in at the 7 count.

B$M: I have been very impressed in this contest just like the contest we seen at Freedomania between Christian and Bret Hart.

JR: Yes that match was a classic but lets go back to the action in the ring.

B$M: I think I know that one. Bourne hit the slip legged moonsault.

.1.

JR: You were correct Ted. Good Job.

D$M: Don't patronize me. It is Mr.Dibiase for christs sake.
..2..

JR: Kickout at 2 by Mistico! Everyone else is wondering that.

B$M: Oh yeah. I am here to save the commentating team.

JR: OK THEN LETS JUST CALL THE DAMN MATCH!

JR: Bourne just was flattened when Mistico rolled out of the way of one of his signature shooting star presses.
B$M: He is as flat as a pancake.


B$M: Mistico can really capitalize on the that failing of the high risk move by Bourne.

JR: It was certainly a big flaw by Bourne.


JR: Oh man. Mistico just hooked in a tilt-a-whirl headscissors armbar or known as Christo. It is commonly used in Japan and Mexico occasionally.

B$M: I know this might be a cliche but I bought the rights to this "Ooh, Thats got to hurt." That is a trademark of Money Incorporated.

JR: Christo is a very painful move.

B$M: I don't know if it as painful as the Billion Dollar Dream but it looks very painful. Mistico got Bourne down to one knee. He might tap.

JR: Bourne is back on both of his feet.


B$M: Bourne is going for the ropes.

JR: Bourne gets to the ropes. Breaking the submission.
..1...2...

JR: Mistico breaks his Christo submission at 2.

B$M: What a big kick. That just snapped Evan into the ropes. If Mistico was smarter he would have held that crystal thingy until 4 and a 1/2.

JR: It is called Christo and some people have more respect for there opponents then to do that. Front face lock on Bourne.

B$M: Mistico just placed Bourne on the top rope what could he be going for.

JR: I think Mistico might be setting up for one of his finishing maneuvers. Flux Capacitor.

JR: He grabbed Bourne so I think he is going to go for Flux Capacitor.


B$M: Oof. Bourne just elbowed Mistico. Mistico falling flat from the top rope.
JR: Bourne is signifying for his finishing move the shooting star press.

JR: Bourne connects with the shooting star press from the top rope. This may be the end.

..1..

..2..
B$M: There is 2!

..3..

JR: Bourne just retained his X-Division title in the last X-Division title defense.

B$M: Congratulations to Evan Bourne. I guess this makes him the first and last X-Division champion.

JR: This also means that Evan Bourne will face the last Intercontinental Champion Randy "Macho Man" Savage to make the Pure Championship at Battle of Hamilton IPPV.

B$M: What is Mistico doing behind the champ? Watch out Evan!

JR: Exactly. He should watch his back from a handshake. What a great sign of sportsmanship and respect again by these two athletes. This is a great image to send the X-Division off on the high horse. Also Mr.Dibiase they show respect unlike you.

B$M: Respect is earned Jimmy!


JR: What. Is that who I think it is!

B$M:Why is he out here! he doesn't have business out here.

JR: I don't think that the Intercontinental champion is a coward. Randy Savage is a very respectful guy. Unless if you get on his bad side.

B$M: I don't know I still don't trust him.

JR: Bourne looks a little weirded out about Macho Man being out here as well as you Mr.Dibiase.

B$M: Look at him showboating!

JR: Both men are getting in each other's face.

JR: Both men are holding there mutual titles that will merge into the Pure Championship in the main event of the first night of the Battle of Hamilton.

B$M: Watch out Evan he is sticking his grubby paw out!

JR: Exactly there is the respect that I was talking about. He is holding out his hand. What is wrong with me.

B$M: I am in Canada that's what is wrong with me.
JR: It looks like Bourne is still gripping the handshake. What is he doing?

JR: Superkick by Bourne! What has gotten into this kid?

B$M: I don't know but I like it. Evan Bourne is really good Jim.

JR: Great now he is holding up the Intercontinental championship. What is wrong with him. I thought he was a nice kid. But he shows his true colours of being a young punk.

B$M: I think he is great. Hah! He hit Savage's glasses right off his stupid face.

Jim Ross: Well folks recently my dear friend Mick Foley had a mental breakdown. Mick was in last week's episode in a tag team match with Terry Funk. I would just like to tell Mick to get better and that I am sorry for his family of Colette, Dewey, Noelle, Mickey, and Hewey. At this time we are going to the back with Mick's best friend and Idol Terry Funk.

Terry Funk: I would just like to say sorry to Mick and get well soon. Sorry to Mick's family as well. Foley is out and will be missed but as for the future of Terry Funk....

TF: I will be going to take on Abyss for the hardcore championship next week. I will win it for Mick and his family because I know they are going through a lot.

JR: After Mick's breakdown he was sent to a psychiatric hospital. Terry and I went to visit him.
B$M: HAH! That idiot is in the looney bin.
JR: Shut up Mr.Dibiase don't say a word. Lets just go to the clip of our visit.

Dr.John Teller: Hello Mr. Ross, and Mr.Funk. There are just some ground rules we need to go over. If you are going into Mick's room you cannot come within a foot from him. There can be no weapons in his cell. Also please no religious talk please.

Dr.Teller: Also please no religious talk please. Your friend is in a very tough part of his life so be gentle.

JR: After that we went into Micks room to see this.

Dr:Teller: Here is Mr. Foley or patient 666.
JR: Jesus christ I didn't know he was in a straight jacket. Hey Mick.

Mick Foley:Jimmy,.....Terry... Is that you!

Terry Funk: Yes Mickey. How are you doing?
MF: I seen god.... He came to me and told me the truth.... Then these aSSHOLES locked me up and took away my encounter with GOD!

MF: He told me the truth that I am.... The Savior.... The Messiah....I am the reincarnation of the holiest! I have been given a mission that I will carry you out.

JR: Mick I believe you.
Dr.Teller: Stand Back he is a biter!

MF: Lord! They Don't believe me!

Terry Funk: Hey Mick it is Terry. We all just want for you to get better soon.

MF:SHUT THE F@CK UP TERRY! I have never been better! IF I WAS CRAZY I WOULD BE THE FIRST ONE TO KNOW! You guy's don't believe me! They don't believe me! I thought you could be a disciple of my Mission! I am the Messiah!

Dr.Teller: Let's leave now. He is very delusional and is having troubles. Let us leave now.

MF:I AM NOT F@CKING DELUSIONAL THEY ARE! Right?

JR: Sorry to Mick's family and Mick. Lets hope he gets better. Sorry for the language folks. Let's go onto our next matchup.

JR: We will see "Lord" Steven Regal vs. the "American Dragon" Daniel Bryan.

Armando Alejandro Estrada: Coming to the ring from Aberdeen, Washington..........

Crowd:IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
AAE: At the height of 5 Feet 10 inches, and weighing at the weight of 210 pounds.

AAE: The "American Dragon"....

AAE: Daniel Bryan!
FANS and Bryan:YES!YES!YES!YES!
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JR: This next match we have is going to be a great classic match. Both men are great Purer wrestlers. American Dragon has a great amount of fans.

B$M: WHAT! I can't hear you over all of these YES's! I will give every fan $100 American, not this weird monopoly Canadian money if they shut up and stop yelling yes.

JR: I don't think they will stop supporting Dragon for $1000 dollars. He is one of the greatest wrestlers I have had the pleasure of seeing.

JR: And everyone loves him unlike his opponent.


AAE: Coming to the ring from Blackpool, England....

AAE: At the height of 6 foot 3 inches, and the weight of 243 pounds..

AAE: "Lord" Steven Regal!

B$M: Now here is a respectable wrestler. He is a great man as well. He is a Lord. Unlike Bryan.

JR: Regal is certainly respectable. Did you know Mr. Dibiase that Steven Regal help train Bryan to further develop his skills. So this is sort of a teacher vs. student match.

JR: The bell sounds both men looking each other face to face.

B$M: Great that idiot is going for a handshake. What is with all of you people. You don't shake your opponents hand.
JR: Maybe you don't. But that shows what type of a man you are.

JR: WHAT! Regal Denies the handshake and slaps Dragon.
B$M: That is why Regal is one of the bests. He is great.

JR: He is a great wrestler but he has the moral conscious of you.

Crowd: YOU GOT B!TCH SLAPPED!clap.clap.clap.clap.clap!
B$M: What are they saying?

JR: Thunderous slap by Bryan.

Crowd:YOU GOT B!TCH SLAPPED!.clap.clap.clap.clap.clap!
B$M: They can't say that!

American Dragon: YES!

Daniel Bryan: YES!

American Dragon: YES!
JR: Bryan YESing after to quote the fans that exchange
of a "B!TCH SLAP" to Steven Regal.

B$M: Why don't the fans YES to that European uppercut from the European Steven Regal.
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JR: Bryan with a european upper cut of his own.

B$M: Another exchange of a European uppercut by Regal.

JR: That European Uppercut looks like it stunned Bryan.

JR: Bryan hits another Uppercut to Regal.

American Dragon: I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR F@CKING HEAD OFF!

B$M: What Did he just say. He can't say that!

JR: Yes he can Mr.Dibiase we are on the internet. There has been countless swearwords tonight. Hell you even said the S word.

B$M: Don't judge me!

JR: Bryan with a barrage of kicks that gets Lord Regal down to one knee.

JR: That last kick just flattened Regal.
B$M: Come on Regal.. Get Up!

JR: It looks like Regal is going out to the floor.
B$M: That is smart. I would do that. It gives him time to recover from this idiot Dragon.

..1...2..
JR: You can never rest in a match with the American Dragon.

B$M: Why is he running?

..3...

$M: Maybe Bryan is just warming up when the Lord takes a break.

..4..
JR: You never know what to expect here in GWV.

B$M: Look out Regal! He is coming close to you.
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B$M: WATCH OUT LORD! MOVE!

JR: Oof!

JR: Damn Dragon just crushed Regal with a springboard Senton.

B$M: I told him to move.
Daniel Bryan:YES!YES!YES!

JR: Bryan Grabbing Lord Steven Regal.

JR: Dragon rolling Regal into the ring.

B$M: What is this Maniac doing now.

JR: It looks like he is going to the top rope.

JR: Bryan is on the top rope. What could he go for.
B$M: Come on please get up Regal or do something. He must be hurt.

JR: Bryan flying for a diving headbutt.

B$M: HAH! Great. Regal got his foot up.
JR: Daniel Bryan came down on that headbutt onto the boot of Steven Regal. Bryan may have a head injury or be knocked out.


B$M: Steven Regal is a real tough guy also he is a real Man's Man.

..1..
JR: Pinning Predicament.

..2..

JR: Bryan gets his foot on the rope on the last second. That boot to the face could have knocked something loose in Bryan. But he manages to get his foot to the rope.

JR: Regal is arguing with the referee saying it was a three count.
B$M: It was a three count Jimbo!

JR: If it was three the match would be over. Bryan is getting back to his feet on the ropes.

JR: Regal is still arguing with the ref. He shouldn't give the American Dragon time to get better.
B$M: Maybe the ref should just agree with him that it was a three count because it was.

JR: Bryan hits Regal with a devastating looking Missile Dropkick Mr. Dibiase.

American Dragon:YES!YES!YES!YES!
B$M: Come on Regal get the advantage back.

JR: Bryan sliding his boot across the face of Regal.
B$M: That isn't fair. Ref ring the bell.

JR: Only repeated boots to the face would get Bryan DQ'ed

B$M: Whatever... This is a cheap way Bryan is wrestling.

JR: Daniel Bryan grabs the leg of Regal. There is one thing that Bryan isn't and that is cheap. He has his on day in Washington on January 13th.
B$M: That isn't that good. I could by a whole year for everyday being the "Billion Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase day everywhere.
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JR: American Dragon setting up for a possible Surfboard. This move stretches the knee's and shoulder's of your opponent. Instead of buying days Bryan earned that day and he also earned the "Most Animal-Friendly Athlete" because he is a vegan.

B$M: Of Course he is a vegan. What a wuss.

JR: He doesn't look like that much of a wuss to me. He is going one on one with one of the toughest men in wrestling "Lord" Steven Regal.

JR: Bryan almost has Regal up in the Surfboard. Even just being in it like that is painful.

B$M: It doesn't have the power of the billion dollar dream.

JR: Bryan got Regal up in the Surfboard. He must be in significant pain.

JR: This hold is wrenching the back of Regal.

B$M: Look at Steven Regal. What reliance he won't give up. What a man. What a Lord.

JR: Bryan puts down Regal. What is he doing?

B$M: What are you talking about Jimmy? Regal did that.

JR: All of Bryan's weight is on Steven Regal's knee's. If this wasn't painful before it is now.

JR: Oh My! Bryan Stops down on Regals head from that Surfboard position. A Surfboard Stomp.

B$M: That isn't cool. Is Regal ok?

JR: Well Regal is back on his feet already.

B$M: Get him Regal. He is right behind you!

JR: OH. Regal went for a punch to Bryan and Dragon grabbing the arm.

JR: He almost has it locked in.

B$M: He got the Crippler CrossFace onto Regal.

JR: No. Dragon locked in the Lebell lock. This hold was invented by Judo Gene Lebell.

B$M: Thanks for the history lesson but Regal got to the rope that makes Daniel have to break the hold.
..1..2......

B$M: Let go you little Punk! He will be disqualified.
..3..Come on Break it Dragon...4

B$M: There we go. What a cheater.
Daniel Bryan: Wait....

Daniel Bryan: I think...

Daniel Bryan: I think.. I think...

American Dragon:I HAVE TIL FIVE!
B$M: What? That isn't fair.
JR: It is fair. I think If I remember correctly Bryan has the obligation to hold the submission hold until 4 before disqualification.

B$M: There we go the Lord just hit Bryan's head with a hard elbow.

JR: What an elbow. Bryan must be out of it.

JR: German suplex by Regal.

B$M: HAHAHA. That German Suplex launched that cheater.

JR: Hypocrite.

B$M: What did you say! ANyways, It looks like Regal is going for the Regal stretch. That will make that Punk cheater tap.

JR: Regal gets his Stretch on Dragon. I don't know Mr. Dibiase the American Dragon can take punishment as much as he can give it out.

B$M: Tap Bryan Tap!

JR: Bryan makes it to the ropes.
..1..2.....

B$M: Regal's not Breaking it what a genius.
..3....
JR: You are such a Hypocrite. You scolded Bryan for doing that minutes ago.
..4...

B$M: Regal breaks the hold.
"Lord" Steven Regal: You know what referee!

JR: You are just going to ignore me!

Steven Regal: I am obligated to hold the Regal Stretch until 5!
JR: Regal Imitating Bryan. I don't think Daniel will like that.

B$M: What do you mean Regal just made that up to explain to the referee his frustration.

SR:YES!

SR:YES!
JR: Oh Lord he is now Yesing. Bryan looks angry. I am guessing you think Regal made Yes up too.

B$M: Don't be ridiculous. He isn't that simple minded.

SR:YES!

Daniel Bryan: NO ONE STEALS MY GIMMICK'S!

JR: That hard kick from Bryan got Regal down to one knee with one kick.

B$M: These kicks should be illegal. They are too hard.
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JR: Oh Brother!

JR: Bryan hits another tenderising kick to the chest of Regal. That has Regal flat on the mat.

Daniel Bryan: No one copies me. YES!

B$M: What a Buffoon!

JR: Bryan Grabbing Regal's arms. You are only mad because he is a great wrestler.


B$M: What the hell is this thing!

JR: American Dragon hooks in his patinent submission hold. Cattle Mutilation. This move puts severe pressure on the back and shoulders of Regal. Look at the great Bridge from Bryan.

B$M: Come on Regal. You can do it.

(DING DING)

JR: Lord Steven Regal Submitted because of Bryan's Cattle Mutilation!

B$M: Dammit. Regal must have an injury. fOR rEGAL TO TAP.

AAE: The winner of the match "American Dragon" Daniel Bryan.

JR: What a great match there. These two men gave it their all tonight. All of the fans are standing on there feet cheering YES!

B$M: That is what the Pure wrestling division is going to be like.

JR: After this match "Lord" Steven Regal is putting out his hand for a handshake even though he didn't accept the handshake earlier.

B$M: They shake hands. I guess just like me Regal has a new found respect for Daniel Bryan.

JR: At this time we are going to go to the back for a new segment from Captain Lou Albano...



Captain Lou Albano: Hello Folks, Party People, and people on Wfigs forums. It is time for your favourite show on Global Wrestling Vanguard! This is the Captain's Corner!

CLA: I am here to tell you about what is going on the GWV live shows! Recently the tag team division. The Legion Of Doom has to be worried of some of the teams that are kicking @ss. These teams include the Rising Sons (Giant Bernard & Yoshi Tatsu), Lance Archer & David Hart Smith, and the team of "Die Hard" Eddie Edwards & Davey Richards, The American Wolves. Two of these teams will have a match to see who will be the Number One Contender's for the Road Warriors Tag Team Championship.

CLA: In other news Bret "Hitman" Hart is enraged with "The Rated R Superstar" Edge's actions at Freedomania when Edge speared both Christian and Bret Hart. Bret is going to call out Edge next week on GWV X-Plosion. Thanks for joining me on the Captain's Corner. Captains Log Stardate... Anyways Lets get back to Jim Ross and Mr.Dibiase. Goodbye!


JR: Welcome back at ringside fans were we will watch our main event. of the evening.

B$M: This match will see the despised Edge and Christian, former best friends vs. Abdullah the Butcher. This match is for the Number One Contendership for the Global Wrestling Vanguard World Heavyweight Championship. Abdullah's career in GWV is on the line tonight.
JR: Lets get started.

AAE: First coming to the ring accompanied by his manager Harvey Wippleman...

AAE: Weighing 360 pounds and at the height of 6 feet.... from the Sudan.

AAE:"The Mad Man from Sudan"

AAE: Abdullah the Butcher!

AAE: Coming to the ring next from Orangeville, Ontario, Canada. Weighing 241 pounds and at the height of 6 feet and 5 inches...

AAE: "The Rated R SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER STAR"!

AAE: Edge!

JR: This man is the center of all controversy. Why the hell does he have a chair! What is going on!

B$M: I dont know I kind of like him.


AAE: And Edge's partner from Orangeville, Ontario, Canada. Weighing 212 pounds, at the height of 6 foot 1 inch. the "Instant Classic", "Captain Charisma".....

JR: Watch out Christian...

AAE: Christian!

JR: WATCH OUT CHRISTIAN!

B$M: OOH. Edge just flattened Christian with that Chairshot.

JR: What is he doing now!

JR:NO, NO!

JR: NO! I hope Christian is ok. Edge just gave Christian an Edgecution onto that chair. Stop it ref.

B$M: Did you hear that thud on Christians head off that chair. Some friend & Partner hey. HAHHA.

JR: This isn't funny! Edge just rolled Christian into the ring. How is he supposed to have a match now.It was his own partner for Christ sake.

(DING DING)
JR: The Bell sounds. How is this even going to be a match.

JR: Elbow drop by Abdullah.

..1..2...

JR: There you have it folks. Abdullah gets a shot at the World Championship at the Battle of Hamilton, and Edge screwed himself and Christian out of the World Championship. Speaking of Edge I am glad he has left

JR: Abdullah and Wippleman look so proud.
B$M: They should be. They have a shot the Global Wrestling Vanguard Championship at the first GWV IPPV.

JR: Great Edge is back. What the hell does he have!

B$M: It looks like a table to me.

JR: I know that! Stop him Ref!

B$M: I dont know I want to see what happens kind of.

B$M: HAHAH! He just smacked the crap out of that ref. Why aren't they saying the slap cheer like they were earlier.

JR: That is not funny. Great now this son of a bitch has Christian all alone.

JR: This is Not good!

B$M: Edge is picking up that table.

JR: Edge putting the Table on the ropes. What does it say on there?

JR: "Got Wood?". How immature.
B$M: I think it is pretty funny.

JR: Of Course you do. Edge picking up Christian.

B$M: You know I don't get why the Canadian Fans are not liking there fellow Canadian, Edge?

JR: Maybe it is because he is beating up his fellow Canadian Christian. It looks like Edge is going for the Spear. Watch out Christian.

B$M: SPEAR! through the table. That flattened Christian.

JR: Oh my Christian may be broken in half. What is Edge doing now?

JR: NO! NOT THIS! WE NEED HELP!

B$M: NO Edge don't do it.

JR:NO! Edge gave the Conchairto to Christian's bare head. Christian needs medical attention.
B$M: That is even to far for me.

JR: Look how proud he looks!
B$M: Well everyone that is all the time we have tonight I am the "Billion Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase signing of from GWV X-Plosion.
JR: Have a good night folks. Stay tuned for bonus promos and come back next time to watch GWV on the Wfigs Forums. Goodnight.

BONUS PROMOS

UNDERTAKER: Next week I debut the new Global Wrestling Vanguard World Heavyweight Championship against my Mystery opponent. Abdullah, you might have won tonight because of a circumstance, but now you have your shot to take on the Deadman! You may have been able to not be harmed by me this week but at Battle of Hamilton you and Harvey Wippleman will....

UNDERTAKER: REST....IN....PEACE!....

Jerry "the King" Lawler: You all may have missed my Royal Face tonight but don't worry next week I will be in the GWV arena live. You can see my Puppy Magnet face live! Hahha!

"American Dragon" Daniel Bryan: Tonight I beat my old trainer "Lord" Steven Regal. I just found out that the American Dragon is the first person that is going to be in the Rise To Glory Tournament.

DB: YES! YES! YES!




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