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Jim Ross: Hello Everybody. I am good Ol' JR, Jim Ross and we are here for another installment of
Global Wrestling Vanguard X-Plosion TV.We are here in the Mattamy Athletic Center
formerly known as the Maple Leaf Gardens in Toronto, Canada. Tonight we will see the
American Wolves vs. the Rising Sons for the #1 contendership for the GWV World Tag
Team Championships at Battle of Hamilton. Mr. Ted Dibiase could not be here tonight
because he didn't want to come to Canada. To quote him he said " Why would I go to
Canada when I can go to my Island in the bahama's". I guess the Billion Dollar Man is
enjoying his wealth. However that rich man is going to miss out on a hell of a night of
wrestling. Let's go to the booker of GWV, Jim Cornette.
Jim Cornette: As many of you can see the "Billion Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase didn't show up here in
Canada tonight. However I went and got some replacements to sit in that
Billionaires seat.
JC: Let me introduce our first guest commentator......
JC: The self proclaimed "Punnany Predator", Truth Martini!
JC: I thought maybe JR and Truth would maybe need some extra company, so without further
adieu the second guest commentator is the "Prince of Ashanti", Prince Nana!
Jim Cornette: Now that we have a full commentary team let's move to what is in front of me.
JC: This is the Rise to Glory trophy. The winner of the eight man tournament at Battle of
Hamilton will win this prestigious trophy. As well as this beautiful trophy the winner of the
Rise to Glory Tournament will become the #One contender for the next Global Wrestling
Vanguard, Internet Pay Per View.
JC: Now that you have heard of the two marvelous prizes that the winner will get let's see the
eight competitors.
Jim Ross: "We will be back after this commercial break."
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JC: Hello Folks. As you can see I am joined with the wrestlers that are going to compete in the
Rise to Glory tournament. You may be asking yourself why are they all out here? Well, GWV
is all about respect, and honor. So we are going to respect and honor the tournament
tradition of taking a tournament photo. So let's take the photos guys.
JC: Thank you. Now everyone let's give a round of applause to these eight great wrestlers.
Jim Ross: What is Jericho doing?
Chris Jericho: This is bull crap Cornette. I am the Ayatollah of Rock & Rolla. I should have had a
match on every episode of this show. I should have had a World Championship
match on the first show. I am the Best in the World at what I do. I have no
competition in this second rate promotion....
CJ: Look who I am going against in this tournament. Look, there are two grown men who believe
that they are Dragons, a sex crazed nymphomaniac, a squeaky clean thug marine,........
CJ:...A insane maniac, a thick skulled, brainless Samoan, a Ninja Baby. Come one, Look at me!
CJ: Get your hands of me you damn dirty ape!
Truth Martini: It looks like that Ape is angry! Haha.
Prince Nana: That certainly escalated quickly, right JR.
JR: You are right Prince Nana.
JR: Jim Cornette is breaking it up.
Jim Cornette: Well, "Mr. Best In The World" if you think you don't have any competition why
don't you have a match against this hard headed Samoan tonight!
Truth Martini: I guess that means Jericho accepts the challenge. Hah what a genius.
JC: Break it up you two! Save it for the ring later.
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JR: Well Folks this is setting up to be a great here in Toronto. We will have the Tag Team
Championship's Number One Contenders match next. We will also have Samoa Joe vs. Chris
Jericho, one on one in there first match ever. In the main event tonight Undertaker will debut
new GWV World Heavyweight Championship and have a title defence against Jim Cornette's
mystery competitor. Before we start this amazing night of wrestling let's let my two colleagues
introduce themselves.
Truth Martini: Hello Fans I just have to start off my saying HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPLA! If you
do not know who I am. Well shame on you. I am the "Punnany Predator". I am the
greatest manager in the world today. I am too hot for TV. and I am looking for
addition's to the House Of Truth! Oh yeah and... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPLA!
Prince Nana: I am the Prince of the Ashanti people. I may not be a Billionaire... I am a Trillionaire
in my country. I am royalty and I should be treated like royalty.
JR: Lets go on and have our first match.
PN: The next competition will feature the American Wolves and the Rising Sons.
JR: Lets go to Armando Estrada in the ring.
Armando Estrada: From Gifu Prefecture, Japan, weighing in at 561 pounds.....
AE: The Rising Sons!!!...
AE: ...Yoshi Tatsu... and....
AE:..Giant Bernard!
Prince Nana: I don't know if it is just me, but does Bernard look even more angry tonight?
Truth Martini: I don't know if you know this but Giant Bernard is always angry. He looks like he is
hungry for some Wolf tonight!
JR: Then again Truth, Wolves don't just let you eat them. All I know is that this is going to be one
hell of a match.
PN: Earlier today I was talking with these men and they said that they have been training in the
New Japan Dojo.
TM:This means that these guys are going to hit harder than the Hoopla hotties hitting up my
phone.
JR: Lets just forget about the Hoopla hotties and let Armando Estrada announce..
Armando Estrada: Coming to the ring from .......
AE: Boston, Massachusetts "Die Hard" Eddie Edwards. and his partner from Othello, Washington
Davey Richards.....
AE: The...............
AE: American Wolves!!!!
PN: The fans in Toronto really---
TM: WAIT! Jim Ross, there is always time for the Hooopla Hotties.
PN: First off. Don't cut me off Truth. I am a man of great power. I may have more power than
proclaimed Billionaire who's chair I took tonight.
TM: Sorry man. I just wanted to point out to JR the importance of my beloved Hoopla Hotties.
I am only just a man who is a Punany Predator.
PN: As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, The Toronto Fans love the American Wolves.
JR: I agree with you Prince Nana. Oh brother, I thought this commentary job was chaotic before.
TM: Well JR, I am going to tell you what I tell the Hoopla Hotties. Strap your seatbelts on
because you are in for one hell of a ride, and the its only going to get better as the night
goes on. The climax will come later on with hard, pumping work. Commentary Climax that is.
PN: Davey is Howling to the crowd. These guys are truly wolves.
JR: I can't stop shaking my head. I think we have sunken to a new low here tonight. In just 5
minutes with Truth Martini. I feel like such a sleazy commentator.
JR: Can't we just call some wrestling.
PN: I agree with you JR.
TM: The best is yet to come boys!
JR: Can we just call some wrestling matches?
TM: If Davey and Eddie would stop kneeling and just take the beating Bernard is going to give
him.
PN: The Wolves kneeling is a pre-match ritual. It seems like Bernard isn't waiting for the ref to
ring the bell. He is taking action into his own hands.
JR: Giant Bernard is charging right at the Wolves.
TM: Little Yoshi is right behind him.
PN: Davey Richards ducks the giant tattooed arm of Bernard.
JR: Giant Yakuza kick by Richards to Tatsu! Also Edwards hit Bernard with a big kick to the
midsection.
PN: Eddie just hit Giant Bernard with another swift kick to his torso.
TM: Come on Rising Sons, get up and hit them back.
JR: With the echoing of WOO's in this Toronto crowd Edwards hits Bernard with a big chop.
TM: Thats my man. Look at Bernard reflect that chop. What strength.
PN: What's going on with this ref. Come on get this thing under control!
JR: What a double chop by the Wolves to Giant Bernard.
TM: Hah! Again Bernard reflects those chops. How remarkable.
PN: It doesn't seem like Bernard reflected that double kick.
TM: Oh real mature. Atleast I am an unbiased commentator.
JR: Lets stop our petty arguments guys. Look at Yoshi in the corner!
JR: Yoshi is flying through the air.
PN: Eddie just hit Bernard with another swift kick.
TM: Damn! Davey just caught Yoshi in mid air with an alarm clock kick!
JR: That Alarm kick must've winded Yoshi because he is lying flat on the ground.
PN: Finally this ref is getting this match under control.
JR: Bernard is winding up.Look out!
PN: Bernard connects in the middle of Davey's upper Back.
TM: Look Nana the ref is finally doing his job.
TM: The Ref is Manhandling Davey back to the corner. Hey, JR you probably now something
about man handling.
JR: You are certainly a complex character Truth. Anyways. Yoshi is stopping Davey Richards
head.
TM: What! I meant that you are a very experienced Wrestling commentator.
JR: Sure. Whatever. Anyways lets get back to the in ring action!
TM: My man Yoshi hits Davey with a stiff kick to the head.
PN: Followed by a German Suplex by the Giant Bernard.
JR: Did you hear the thud from Davey landing. Bah Gawd what a thud. The referee is stopping
Eddie from coming in though the Rising Sons are double teaming Davey again.
PN: The ref is trying to keep order. Eddie should stop trying to come in and he is not allowed to!
TM: Look at the grip Yoshi has on Davey's peanut of a skull. Sorry I mean peanut brain and fat
head.
JR: As a matter of fact Truth, Davey Richards just finished school and just became a certified EMT.
I don't think a pea brain could do that. Tatsu is putting a Full Nelson on Davey.
TM: I think he just got lucky. Bernard just hit Davey with a hard forearm.
PN: JR you were wrong it was a Bridging Dragon Suplex not a Full Nelson.
JR: Oh Brother. People I am stuck here with a Know It All and a Immature Man Child.
TM: Yeah Nana stop acting like a Child Man! HAHAH!
PN: Shut up Truth.
JR: Lets get back to the action. It looks like Yoshi is setting up for another Dragon Suplex. The
ref is still blockid Edwards and keeping him out of action.
TM: The Giant is winding up again.
PN: Davey just jerked his way out of Bernard's punching region.
TM: HAH! Bernard caught Richards leg on that kick! Classic!
TM: What the...
PN: How can he do that?
JR: That is a testament to the strength of Davey Richards.
PN: Elbow to the back of the head of Tatsu. What the hell ref! Eddie is in the ring!
JR: Missile Dropkick to both members of the Rising sons by Edwards.
TM: Yoshi just got knocked out of the ring.
PN: What is the ref doing he is letting the American Wolves double team Bernard. This is horrible.
JR: Hypocrite...
PN: What did you just say!
TM: Gentlemen. Gentlemen, we have a match going on. Settle your little spat another time. Bernard
is dumped on the side of the ring by Edwards.
JR:Eddie is running on the apron.
PN: Running double knee strike from Eddie to Yoshi outside the ring.
JR: Davey is going up to the tope rope!
TM: I've seen this before he almost killed Paul London. He can't do this!
PN: Oh no. Davey can't do this. This Wolf is remorseless.
TM: NOOOOOO!
TM: HAHA! That's my man Giant Bernard. He moved right out of harms way!
JR: That's not funny Truth, do you know how much pressure that missed Double Foot Stomp?
Davey's ankles may be broken?
PN: Not is not as important as why the ref isn't making the 10 count?
JR: What! The ref is checking on Davey's condition. Edwards connects with a strike.
TM:That strike to that big man Bernard was nearly ineffective.
JR: Palm strike by Bernard.
PN: Eddie looks shaken up after that strike!
TM: A stiff forearm from Bernard.
JR: Yoshi is back up.
PN: Bernard is strangling Eddie Edwards.
TM: WOAH. Look it how Eddie's eyes are popping out of his head! HAhahahHOOPLA!
PN: Tatsu hits Edwards in the gut with another buzzsaw like kick!
JR: Bernard is choking the life out of Edwards with his big hands!
JR: Another kick to the midsection of Edwards.
TM: Edwards ribs must be aching.
PN: Don't forget his throat must be as well from the chokehold.
JR: The Ref is ordering Bernard to loosen up on the choke hold. Davey just made it back up to
his feet.
.......1.......2.......
PN: Davey is still not putting any weight on his ankle. What is Bernard going for?
......3.......4....
TM: Back Body Drop to Edwards on the ring apron. That is the hardest part of the ring.
PN: Hard Elbow to the face of Eddie.
....5.......6....
JR: The Ref is on the 6 count, Bernard better get into the ring if he doesn't want to be counted
out.
PN: He can't be counted out he is on the ring apron.
TM: Whatever, that doesn't matter he is in the ring now.
PN: Finally the ref is taking control of this match.
JR: Eddie Edwards was just flattened by the big elbow drop by Giant Bernard.
TM: Bernard put Edwards into a headlock.
PN: Bernard is dragging Eddie to his corner.
TM: The Sons are going for a tag.
TM: WHOOP! There it is. There as in the tag, and Whoop as in HOOPLA!
PN: Yoshi is standing on the top of the second rope.
JR: Oh gosh. Yoshi just connects with the stabbing elbow square into the back of Eddie.
TM: HAH! Eddie crumbled from that.
PN: Yoshi pulls up Edwards.
JR: Tatsu is lifting up Eddie for a powerbomb.
PN: What an impact from that Powerbomb.
TM: Yoshi is setting up the pin.
....1.....
JR: Holy Cow! Eddie kicks out on a 1 count. That is unbelievable. Were is he pulling this energy
from?
TM: Hey Ross it looks like Yoshi is thinking the same thing.
PN: Yoshi is winding up for a big kick.
PN: He could have broke Eddie's ribs with that one!
TM: At least he shows him respect with that Bow.
JR: Yoshi picks up Eddie.
PN: I think Tatsu may be going for his finisher. Which is a Rolling SnapMare followed by a stiff
kick.
JR: He gets the SnapMare.
TM: I swear he just knocked Eddie out with that kick. That was great.
PN: Come on Yoshi! Pin him now!
........1.......
........2..........
JR: Theres the two count.
JR: Eddie kicks out!
PN: I am almost fell off the edge of my seat! That was such a slow count.
JR: Yoshi looks really angry at the referee.
PN: I would be too if I had not won the match because the ref was counting slow. At least he is
teaching him how too count now.
JR: That was not a slow count what do you think Truth?
TM: What Nana said.
JR: Bernard is in the ring now. Look out Eddie.
TM: Bernard connects with that fist of steel.
JR: The Rising Sons have been dominating double team work so far.
PN: The Ref is escorting Mr.Bernard out of the ring. What why the hell is Davey in the ring now!
JR: Oh my lord! Yoshi hits Davey right in the eyes with that blue mist. That might have blinded
him!
JR: OH MY! Yoshi hits him with a low blow. That is just adding insult to injury.
PN: That wasn't a low blow, that was a kick to his inner thighs. Man I thought someone as experienced
as you would know what a thigh kick looks like!
JR: That was his groin and you know it. Eddie is back up.
TM: Chop by Eddie. You should never give a guy like Eddie Edwards time to recover.
JR: You are right truth. The Wolves are fierce competitor's. As are the Rising Sons.
PN: Finally we have a unbiased announcing team. Eddie is running after that big kick.
TM: Running knee to Yoshi's face.
JR: Bernard is still trying to get into the ring.
PN: I think the ref should let him in because the Wolves have to members in the ring.
TM: Man I think I have to agree with Jim Ross, you are delusional Nana. HAH.
JR: Eddie just rushed his way over to see how his partner is doing after that green mist.
PN: Wait a minute. I think you too are delusional.
JR: Davey wiped the Mist out of his eyes, and is now on the ring apron. Eddie is lifting up the
limp Yoshi Tatsu.
TM: The Giant Bernard is coming back into the ring!
PN: Bernard is protecting his partner with that spiking elbow to Eddie's spine. Great job boys.
PN: Ugh. Why is Davey in there now!
JR: What do you mean. Why is Bernard in there?
TM: Yoshi is lifting Edwards up in the air.
JR: Oh my goodness. Yoshi hits that Double Knee backbreaker!
PN: What a great move by Yoshi.
JR: Yoshi gets the tag to Bernard.
PN: The Giant is back into the ring.
TM: Bernard is picking up Edwards.
JR: Palm strike to Edwards by Bernard.
TM: Why is he even called the Giant Bernard? Is it because he is stacked like a Saint Bernard?
PN: Bernard is lifting up Edwards for a possible Chokenstein.
JR: These four men are battling for the Number One Contendership for a shot at the Global Wrestling
Vanguard World Tag Championships.
JR: MAN OH MAN! Eddie Edwards just spiked Giant Bernard with that reversal. What a DDT.
PN: OH NO! Come on Get Up!
TM: Both men are racing to make the tag to there partner.
PN: Both men get the tag. Come on get him Yoshi.
JR: Both men are charging into the ring.
JR: Davey hits that Missile Drop Kick to Yoshi, square into his face.
PN: Eddie and Bernard are both back onto their feet.
PN: Palm strike by Bernard.
TM: Bernard's Iron Claw is on Edward's throat just like my Iron Dong was in Nikki----
JR: DON'T finish that thought Truth.
JR: Davey hits a bicycle kick to Bernard's face.
PN: He is still on his feet.
TM: Both the Wolves are grabbing Giant Bernard just like the Hoopla Hotties grabbed something
on me last night. AHAHA!
JR: Double chop by the Wolves.
TM: The Wolves hit Bernard with another double chop.
JR: Theres another one. Man Bernards chest is going to be sore tomorrow.
PN: Bernard is still standing!
JR: Double kick by the Wolves.
TM: The Wolves are gearing up. Man these two teams have been impressive tonight.
PN: Damn, the Wolves get a double elbow on Bernard.
JR: Bernard is going down!
TM: TIMBER! Bernard is crushing Yoshi Tatsu!
JR: The Wolves are going up.
PN: Damn! Get up Barnard.
JR: Davey hits Bernard directly in the face with a double foot stomp.
TM: Eddie connects with his Double Foot Stomp. Man not only is Bernard feeling that but Tatsu
is also.
PN: This isn't good. Bernard could be Knocked out conscious.
TM: Davey is lifting up the legal man that is Tatsu.
JR: Davey is setting up for a tombstone piledriver.
PN: NO! Eddie kicks Yoshi in the head. This isn't fair.
JR: Tombstone!
........1........
JR: Pinning predicament.
.........2.....
PN: No! Come on Yoshi kick out!
...............3...........
JR: THE WOLVES GET THE THREE COUNT! The American Wolves will get a shot at the GWV
World Tag Team Championships at Battle of Hamilton!
PN: I know they are not the guys that I wanted to win but they are great athletes and were the
better man now.
AAE: "The winners of this match and the NEW Number One Contenders for the Global
Wrestling Vanguard World Tag Team Championships. The American Wolves!"
TM: Congratulations to the American Wolves on there victory.
PN: They got lucky.
TM: They are not the only ones that are going to get lucky tonight. HAHA.
JR: The Wolves had an impressive victory tonight. I am excited to see them against L.O.D at Battle
Of Hamilton.
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TM: Speaking of the Road Warriors.
PN: What are they doing out here!
TM: They are the World Tag Team Champs. They can do whatever they want.
JR: The World Tag Team Champions are face to face with the Number One Contenders. What a
moment. I am excited to see their match at Battle of Hamilton. Folks we will be right back
with a segment of "the Captain's Corner".
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Captain Lou Albano: Hello People. I am Captain Lou Albano and this is the Captain's Corner.
CLA: Tonight on my corner we have a special guest. He is the GWV Booker Jim Cornette.
CLA: Lets give him a round of applause. So Mr. Cornette who will be Undertakers mystery opponent
tonight?
Jim Cornette: The person that I scheduled to face Undertaker tonight never showed up! I am so
angry. How unprofessional.
"HEY Jimmy are you having problems with your Mystery opponent?"
JC: What do you want Harvey!
Harvey Wippleman: I just wanted to inform you that I heard your special guest had car problems.
Apparently a sharpened shiff stabbed his four tires out. I also heard maybe
his head was stabbed to. Right Abdullah. Hah!
JC: This is bullsh!t! You took out Undertaker's opponent. You screwed both me and the fans for
the match that was planned for tonight.
HW: No. I didn't screw anyone out of a match. I have an opponent that Undertaker can face
tonight lined up. Unless if you and Undertaker are p@#sies I don't see a problem.
JC: What did you just say!
CLA: Gentlemen! Relax. The "Captain's Corner is a peaceful place.
JC: You know what, I noor the Undertaker are p@#sies. Undertaker will face anyone here tonight.
Man you threw me a curveball. Heres a curveball of my own, I was thinking that Abdullah has
been cutting a lot of corners recently and could've have ended several peoples careers. So at
Battle of Hamilton it will be Undertaker vs. Abdullah the Butcher. If you win you become the
GWV World Heavyweight Champion. Now if you lose you are fired from GWV and your GWV
career is over! Have a nice night boys.
HW: God Damnit! Don't worry I know you can beat him.
CLA: Man that was some big news that was just laid upon us. Man. That's all the time we have
here tonight on the "Captain's Corner". Lets send it back to Jim Ross.
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JR: Welcome back fans. We have just learned that Undertaker will be facing Harvey Wippleman
mystery opponent and if Abdullah the Butcher loses against the Undertaker in the GWV
World Heavyweight Championship match at Battle of Hamilton, his GWV career will be over!
PN: This is an abuse of the Booker of GWV, Jim Cornette power.
JR: We are going to be joined by Bret Hart in the ring now. Before we do I would just like to thank
the owner of one of the greatest Wrestling Organizations of all time, ROP. Mikey made
the Global Wrestling Vanguard Battle of Hamilton poster. Thank you Mikey!
FANS: "THANK YOU MIKEY!" clap clap clap "THANK YOU MIKEY!"
JR: Lets go to the ring now.
AAE: Coming to the ring, The "Hitman", Bret Hart!
JR: This is the first time since Edge speared Christian and him
Christian's and his match at Freedomania.
Bret Hart: I just wanted to start off by thanking all of my fans for their support after Freedomania.
BH: Let me tell you guys something. An anger has been brewing inside me since Freedomania.
Not only did Edge hit me with a spear at Freedomania he pissed me off, when he turned
on his best friend. That show was meant to be a respectful match between two Canadians
to show pride and respect for our country. You not only disrespected me and Christian you
disrespected these Canadian fans and my country of Canada when you speared us at
Freedomania. Too quote a great man "Enough, is enough. It is time for a change!"
BH: So why don't you come out here you little snot nosed punk!
PN: What Edge isn't a punk! He is a true man. At least he doesn't wear pink!
TM: Hey there is nothing wrong with wearing pink. I am wearing a pink vest right now! Even ask
the Hoopla Hotties, they'll tell you I am more of a man than anyone. With that said, I do like
Edge and I hope to manage a guy like that.
JR: This is the first time we have seen Edge since that cowardly and savage beating he gave to Christian.
PN: Hey Edge is no coward. He is an opportunist.
JR: If you say so.
Edge: Do you want to know why I speared you too! Do you!
E: I speared you and my BFF at Freedomania because you too took my opportunity. It is an outrage
that Christian got my spot in that match. He is in superior compared to me. Look at me!
E: It is really bullcrap that Jim Cornette and that crackhead that runs this company didn't put
me into that match. They should have gave me the World title just because it is the right
thing to do!
E: It is also an outrage that a old, washed up, has been like you got my spot at Freedomania.
Look at me when I am talking to you. Talk off those damn stupid glasses. Look me in the eyes.
JR: Oh my! What a cheap shot by Edge!
PN: That wasn't a cheap shot. That was the Ultimate Opportunist taking advantage of a situation.
TM: Modified Edgecution by Edge to Bret Hart.
JR: Edge is setting up for a spear.
PN: Look at what an opportunist Edge is! Man his enemies have been feeling his rath lately. First
Christian, now this. Amazing!
JR: Edge is charging at Bret Hart.
TM: Hart moves out of the way of that spear!
PN: NO! Edge spears the hard ring post. His arm must be hurt. Lets get some help out here!
JR: Why? Edge wouldn't let Christian recieve any help after that beating he dished out on him!
PN: Oh no! Why is Bret Hart hitting him!
PN: Man Edge may be seriously hurt! Stop Bret. Does anyone even care for the safety of Edge.
JR: Edge doesn't care for anyone else's well being!
TM: Edge lands hard outside onto that arm!
BH: Where are you going you Chicken Sh!t! Oh you don't want to play anymore?
BH: Nanana Nanana Hey Hey Goodbye!
FANS: "NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH, HEY HEY. GOODBYE!"
BH: Oh hey Edge, I forgot to tell you something.
BH: I talked to Jim Cornette and that so called Crackhead that runs GWV before I cam out here.
They told me told me to tell you that you have a match at Battle of Hamilton, against me!
BH: See you there Punk!
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JR: Well folks we just heard the big new addition to the two day Internet Pay Per View of
Bret Hart vs. Edge at Battle of Hamilton. Remember to order Day 1 from GWV.COM. If you buy
Day 1 you get Day 2 for free. We are moments away from seeing Chris Jericho vs. Samoa Joe
in there first ever match.
PN: This has the potential to be a big battle. I think it will be a great match.
TM: I think Chris Jericho may win this. He is looking really good now a days and may be the person
I chose to manage.
JR: Lets go to Armando Estrada in the ring.
AE: First coming to the ring weighing in at 226 lbs, and standing at 6 foot. From Winnipeg,
Manitoba "Y2J" Chris Jericho!
TM: This man is a true athlete and Samoa Joe better look out. He is the man of 1004 holds.
Chris Jericho is a fierce competitor.
PN: You are right Truth. This man is a Lionheart.
JR: Chris Jericho is truly a great wrestler. This is going to be a great match.
JR: Chris Jericho's father is former New York Ranger, Ted Irvine. Chris Jericho grew up in a very
athletic environment.
PN: I have to admit that Samoa Joe is a very tough wrestler. But I do think he is going to have
his hands full with Chris Jericho.
TM: Look at all of those streamers raining of Jericho. Just like me the fans really like him!
AE: Coming to the ring weighing 280 lbs, at the height of 6 foot 2 inches. From the Isle of Samoa.
Samoa Joe!
FANS: "JOE IS GUNNA KILL YOU! JOE IS GUNNA KILL YOU!"
JR: Here he comes, the Samoan Submission Machine.
TM: Joe is one tough Coconut! HAHAH!
PN: Speaking of coconut look at how thick his skull looks.
JR: These two men are wasting no time. They are circling the ring. Jericho seems to be trash
talking Joe.
TM: What a smart strategy.
PN: What is Joe doing? It seems like he is pointing out his chest and challenging Jericho to give him
Jericho's hardest chop.
JR: Jericho hits Joe with a hard sounding chop.
TM: Look at him flex his muscles after that giant chop to Joe. What a man.
JR: No offence Truth meant for your new potential client but Samoa Joe looks unfazed by that
chop.
TM: Look how red his chest is though.
PN: It looks like Joe is winding up for a chop of his own.
JR: OOH! What a hard impact from that chop. Joe knocked Jericho right off his feet. Man this match
is a great representation of what the Rise to Glory tournament is going to be about. Truely
great wrestling.
TM: It's ok Chris just walk it off buddy. You guys do know that Jericho has an advantage. As the
match goes longer Joe will be more tired than Jericho. Jericho has better cardio thus meaning
his conditioning is better.
PN: Joe hits Jericho with a stiff kick to the head!
JR: I don't know if you know this Truth but Joe has great conditioning, he can last a long time
during a match.
TM: I last long in the bed during the whole night. Anyways, Chris Jericho is rising back to his feet.
JR: What a jab by Joe.
PN: Joe hits Jericho with another punch.
PN: That send him onto the ropes.
JR: Joe hist Jericho with a knee to the mid section.
TM: Come on Chris, Don't make me take points of.
JR: What points? Joe grabbing the head of Jericho.
TM: NO POINTS!
JR: SnapMare by Joe. What points and what are you writing into the Book of Truth?
TM: Thats none of your business.
JR: Chop to the back of Jericho's head. Are you marking Jericho on whether you are going to manage
him are not by writing a point system into the Book of Truth?
TM: Maybe? Whats it to you?
PN: Joe just flattens Jericho with that kick.
JR: Joe is running towards the ropes.
JR: I think he may be up to something big here.
PN: Joe just pancakes Jericho with that crushing Senton.
JR: He really crushed him there. Sorry folks that Truth is being quiet because he is writing notes
for Jericho.
TM: What sorry. Did you say my name.
JR: Joe rolls Jericho over from the pin.
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JR: You notice how Joe's arm is wrapped around Jericho's head for more leverage.
TM: Come on Jericho kick out!
TM: OH MY! Look at that lightning quick reaction of Jericho. He grabbed the rope with on second
left.
PN: Joe looks a little rattled that Jericho kicked out.
JR: Joe is lifting up Jericho.
PN: Jericho comes back with a punch to Joes head.
PN: Jericho gauches the eyes of Joe.
TM: I know what a genius.
JR: Jericho connects with a big dropkick to Joes face.
TM: What a great dropkick.
TM: What a great running bulldog by Jericho.
PN: Jericho is putting Joe up into a possible powerbomb position. There is no way.
JR: What amazing strength. Jericho is lifting Joe up into a powerbomb.
TM: What a powerbomb. That's a definate 5 points.
TM: Holy Hoopla Hotties he is going for another one.
JR: Joe slips out of that Powerbomb. Trust me Truth there is nothing holy about the Hoopla Hotties.
TM: Thats because you have never been with one. Man they work miracles in bed.
PN: Jericho ducks under that Lariat.
JR: Stop Truth, I am happily married.
TM: Jericho hits the CODEBREAKER! It's got to be over!
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TM: YES! Theres the one count, you just need two more.
JR: Joe kicks out at the One count. He must be playing mind games with Jericho.
PN: Jericho is arguing with the ref.
TM: Don't worry Chris you'll get him next time.
PN: Jericho looks ticked off.
TM: Come on Jericho, you should never turn your back to a guy like Samoa Joe. Thats -1.
JR: You are right Truth. Joe hits Jericho with a hard elbow to the face.
JR: Joe hits Jericho with a big Pale kick!
PN: Joe lifts up Jericho.
JR: Joe pushes Jericho into the turnbuckles.
TM: Joe is looking pretty good tonight guys.
PN: Huge chop by Joe to Jericho.
JR: Joe lifts up Jericho onto the top rope. He may be going for the muscle buster.
TM: It seems like Joe is winding up for a chop.
TM: Look at that strength! Jericho does a matrix like move to dodge out of the way of Joes
chop. That has too be more then one point.
JR: That was very impressive.
PN: Jericho is grabbing on to Joe.
JR: Jericho is pulling Joe over the top rope.
TM: Man Jericho hits Joe with a DDT on the apron! Thats a face breaker.
JR: Joe is grabbing his face. Jericho has been working on Joes head and face the whole time.
PN: Jericho sets up Joe.
JR: Jericho just dropkicked Joe onto the floor. Joe hit his head hard off the announce table.
TM: Yeah Jericho is going for a huge cross body!
JR: OH MY! Joe catches Jericho in the ribs with a Alarm Clock kick in mid air.
PN: His ribs are going to be hurting tomorrow.
JR: These two men are battling right in front of us.
TM: Come on Chris Get it together.
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PN: Joe is dragging Jericho over.
JR: Joe throws Jericho into that chair. What is he doing?
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PN: Jim Ross I think this is going to be the first OLE kick that you are able to commentate on.
FANS: "OLE! OLE! OLE! OLE! OLE! OLE!"
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JR: I can't even hear myself think over the GWV fans chorus of OLE's.
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" OLE! OLE! OLE! OLE! OLE!"
TM: Oh no! Come on Chris get out of that chair.
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PN: Oh what impact. Joe broke that railing. Jericho must be knocked out.
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JR: That was amazing. Joe slides into the ring to break the count.
TM: This is not good for Jericho.
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PN: Joe slides Jericho in.
JR: Pinning predicament.
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JR: Jericho kicks out at 2 and a 1/2.
TM: How impressive.
PN: How is this even possible. Jericho just hit Joe in the face.
JR: Theres another punch to Joe.
TM: Jericho follows it up with a big Yakuza kick!
PN: How is Jericho even able to stand after that OLE kick?
JR: Impressive bridging German Suplex by Jericho.
PN: Jericho is running.
TM: Chris Jericho hits the Lionsault.
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JR: Samoa Joe just kicks out at two.
PN: Jericho looks stunned.
TM: He just needs to pull off one more big move.
JR: In the first round of the Rise to Glory Tournament at Battle of Hamilton Y2J will be facing Lowki
and Samoa Joe will be facing John Cena. This is a tune up match for there Battle of Hamilton
first round matches. The winner of this match will surely be a little more confident going into
the Rise to Glory tournament.
PN: Y2J pulls Joe into the center of the ring and is trying to roll him over to put Joe into the Liontamer.
TM: Jericho has got the Walls of Jericho locked in. They should just ring the bell now.
JR: Jericho has the Walls of Jericho on very tight. This is wrenching the back of Samoa Joe.
PN: Samoa Joe is dragging Jericho and himself over to the ropes. Can he get it.
TM: Damn! Joe gets to the ropes.
JR: Jericho is messing up by letting joe get back up.
PN: Joe is back up on his feet.
TM: Joe hits Jericho with a hard kick to his side.
JR: Joe is going for a powerbomb of his own now.
PN: Powerbomb by Joe!
TM: Come on Chris get back into it.
PN: What is Joe doing?
JR: Samoa Joe locks the STF onto Y2J. Oddly enough Joe's 1st round opponent, John Cena also
uses the STF. The STF was invented by Masahiro Chono in the late 80's.
TM: Jericho is edging his way closer to ropes.
TM: YES! Jericho makes it to the ropes. This fantastic match still goes on.
PN: What is Joe doing? Why is he giving him breathing space?
JR: Joe hits a big Mafia kick on Y2J.
TM: Jericho is down in one corner and Joe is running to another corner. This doesn't seem good for Y2J.
JR: Joe is charging in Jericho's direction.
PN: Joe smashes Jericho with a Corner Cannonball.
JR: Samoa Joe puts Jericho onto the top rope.
TM: Come on Chris!
PN: I think Joe may be going for the muscle buster.
JR: JOE HITS THE MUSCLE BUSTER!
TM: Thats it no one kicks out of the muscle buster.
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JR: Samoa Joe has just beaten Y2J. What an amazing first confrontation.
PN: That was a great match.
TM: I can't believe he lost. He is a loser.
TM: I have to give kudos too Joe for that win though
Samoa Joe: Joe is gunna kill you Cena!
PN: Jericho is back up.
JR: Y2J Elbows Joe in the back of the head.
Chris Jericho: I didn't get beat. I am the best in the world. I am Y2J!
CJ: This Samoan didn't beat me. I am going to win the Rise to Glory tournament.
CJ: Best In the World.
JR: Joe got the Coquina Clutch on.
PN: He is choking the daylights out of Jericho.
TM: Jericho lost and got choked out.
JR: Chris Jericho is knocked out cold.
JR: What a match.
JR: What a great match that we just witnessed. We'll be back after this.
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Captain Lou Albano: Hello I am Captain Lou Albano and I am here with the X-Division champion,
Evan Bourne. Evan why did you superkick Randy "Macho Man" Savage last
week?
Evan Bourne: I beat him to it. I am going to become the GWV Pure Champion at Battle of Hamilton.
EB: Look Captain Lou, X marks the spot, and the spot is the Greatest wrestler out here. I am
going to be getting all the gold!
EB: Give me that!
EB: Don't stand near me you are breathing to close to me. Anyways I am the future. This next
generation is going to be full of great people like me!
EB: I am certainly not going to lose to someone who call their self Macho Man. Talk about
overcompensating for something small.
Randy "Macho Man" Savage: Overcompensating! How you doing Captain Lou?
RMMS: Hold these for me. Thanks!
RMMS: You are going to sucker punch me!
RMMS: DIG IT!
RMMS: OH YEAH! The X marks the spot on your face!
RMMS: OH YEAH! NEXT GENERATION!
RMMS: Oh Yeah! Lets get him some help people.
RMMS: Nothing but Garbage.
RMMS: Thank you for holding my stuff.
CLA: Thank you for taking care of that punk.
RMMS: Evan Bourne this is what happens to you when you mess with the wrong man. I am not
just an ordinary man. I am the Macho Man! You are cashing checks that your ass can't
afford.
RMMS: At Battle of Hamilton I am bringing home the GWV Pure Championship! Oh Yeah! Dig It!
Tazz: We need some help!
PN: As you just seen Randy Savage blindsided and beat up Evan Bourne. This is an outrage.
JR: Bourne superkicked him first. Anyways Terry Funk visited Mick Foley at the Asylum this week.
We are going to show you the clip now.
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Terry Funk: Hey Mick? How are you doing buddy?
Mick Foley: Horrible! They have me locked down and they won't let me see my family. If I
didn't have god talking to me, I would be more grumpy!
TF: I heard you have been making some progress. Sorry I am in my wrestling gear, I just cam from
a match. I am facing Abyss Hardcore championship at Battle of Hamilton.
MF: Hardcore? Hardcore! God tells me that I am blafamist for saying I am a hardcore god!!
Hardcore!!!! BUT I AM THE MESSIAH!
TF: Mick calm down. Its ok. I brought you something to cheer you up.
TF: I brought you your old pal Mr. Socko.
MF: WHY DID YOU BRING THAT HERE! ITS A SIN!
TF: Mick it is just a sock! Calm down buddy.
MF: GET AWAY FROM ME! WHY! WHY! I GOTTA KILL IT! KILL IT!
TF: Mick I am going to get the nurses.
MF: I GOTTA KILL IT!
MF: KILL IT!
MF: I KILLED IT! GET AWAY FROM ME!
MF: I AM A DISYPHOL! DON'T LOOK AT ME FREAK!
MF: Thank you god! I killed it!
MF: I KILLED IT!
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JR: That was really rough to see a friend go through that. I pray for Mick. Get well soon. As you
can see the the objects in the ring. Undertaker is debuting the new GWV World Heavyweight
Championship and then Undertaker will face Harvey Wippleman's mystery opponent.
PN: I am excited to see the new Championship and who Taker will face.
JR: This is the man that is facing Abdullah the Butcher at Battle of Hamilton. He could possibly end
Abdullah's career.
Undertaker: Tonight I am laying rest to this World Championship and bringing a new title to life.
TM: I am so excited to see this new belt.
U: Without further adieu this is the new Global Wrestling Vanguard World Heavyweight Championship.
JR: It is a beautiful Championship. It is 20 pounds of pure gold.
TM: Its almost as pretty as the Hoopla Hotties.
PN: Look at our World Champion the Undertaker.
"CLAP CLAP CLAP!"
Harvey Wippleman: I hope you keep the belt shining and new for when Abdullah takes it!
HW: Look at how pathetic you guys look. Cheering on a Deadman. Let me tell you something.
Abdullah is going kill the Deadman. The Deadman is going to die. You are going to get clobbered
at Battle of Hamilton!
HW: Why am I even out here?
HW: Oh yeah your opponent will be-----
JR: Oh my god is that who I think it is.
PN: Is that?
TM: What a chairshot.
JR: The mystery opponent is Raven!
PN: What is Raven doing here?
TM: It looks like he is kicking Undertakers ass.
JR: What a chairshot to the World champ.
PN: Evenflow DDT. Man Harvey Wippleman is smart.
Raven: You all might be wondering why I am here, and why I did that...
R: It's all too simple. You see the Undertaker is an immortal being and I am here to stop immortal
life.....
R: I wanted to kill immortal life. I want to kill the Undertaker. It seems like I have been very
successful so far.....
R: The Undertaker claims to have been an underground and he tries to represent the freaks, and
so called creature. But I am a freak, I am underground, I am a creature. He is a fake!
R: Look at him now! I stopped the Boogie man! Because he isn't real. There are no monsters in the
closet and no monster's under the bed because they are fake!
R: Look at him like that. He is a lie and I stopped the unstoppable.
JR: Oh No! He doesn't look to fake to me. Poor Ringside assistant.
R: I am going to stop this monster! Quote the Raven Nevermore!
JR: OH GOD NO!
TM: At least he landed on the stretcher. HAha
JR: Undertaker was just hit by Raven with that Trash can and its not funny Truth!
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PN: Raven hits Undertaker with that belt.
JR: Undertaker punches Raven.
JR: Harvey Wippleman is entering the ring. The Undertaker has a grip on Raven's throat.
PN: Raven with a low blow.
TM: That hit him right in his Tombstone.
JR: Raven's going for another even flow DDT.
JR: Taker picks him up.
PN: Chokeslam!
JR: The Phenom signals for the Tombstone.
PN: Is that who I think it is!
JR: Abdullah is entering the ring!
JR: Watch out he has a weapon!
TM: Abdullah just stabbed Undertaker in the head.
PN: This is so gruesome and horrible.
JR: OH! He stabbed the Undertaker again! We need help out here!
HW: SEE PHENOM! THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MESSED WITH US! ABDULLAH ISN'T
GOING ANYWHERE! HE IS GOING TO BECOME WORLD CHAMPION!
HW: HOW DO YOU FEEL TAKER!
JR: Oh my gawd Undertaker is bleeding and Raven just evenflow DDT'd the referee.
HW: LOOK AT YOUR WORLD CHAMPION!
HW: LOOK HOW MUCH HE IS BLEEDING!
HW: UNDERTAKER, YOU WILL REST IN...........
HW: PEACE!
PN: The Undertaker has been destroyed.
JR: This is disgusting!
PN: This is the possible future of the GWV. Wippleman is one smart guy!
JR: This is absolutely disgusting. Why does that freak Raven have that belt.
JR: Look at this disgusting scene. It is a puddle of blood.
JR: WOAH! HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!
JR: The Deadman has risen.
JR: This is insane! Goodnight everyone. Stayed tuned for the additional promos.
STAY TUNED FOR ADDITIONAL PROMO FOOTAGE!
Davey Richards: Tonight we defeated the Rising Sons to become the Number One Contenders.
At Battle of Hamilton we will be facing the Legion of Doom.
Eddie Edwards: The Road Warriors are one of the greatest tag teams of all time and when it comes
time at Battle of Hamilton the American Wolves are going to give it there all and we
hope the Road Warriors try there hardest. We are ready.
DR: We are the American Wolves!
DR&EE: AWWWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Animal: At Battle of Hamilton the L.O.D are facing the American Wolves. We have seen you around
boys and you guys are good, real good, the best. But we are the Road Warriors and we are
better than the best!
Animal: You tell 'em Hawk!
Hawk:............... WELL! The Road Warriors have been training harder ever since we've got these
titles. We are prepared for any team, but we are going to bring are all at Battle of Hamilton!
Hawk: .........AWWWW....WHAT.....A......RUSH!
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Evan Bourne: Macho Man might have attacked me like the punk that he is but I am still the future,
I am still the next generation......
EB: and I am still the champion.
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Claudio Castagnoli: Hello again GWV Fans. I know I have not been around lately because I have
been training with some great people.
Claudio Castagnoli: I am going to be at Battle of Hamilton. I am the "King of Wrestling" Claudio
Castagnoli.
Jerry Lawler: Hey Claudio!
JL: I am Jerry "the King" Lawler, I am the king of Memphis, I am the king of Wrestling! And you
aren't
CC: Damn you Lawler!
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Cameraman: Hey Edge what are your thoughts on what transpired with Bret Hart?
Edge: Get out of my face that's my thought.
E: Idiot!
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Chris Jericho: Tonight was a splotch on a clean career of victories. Tonight was a flook.
CJ: Samoa Joe got lucky and you know it. When the time comes for the Rise to Glory Tournament
I am going to win, I will come out victorious!
CJ: Because I am Y2J!
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Samoa Joe: Tonight I defeated Chris Jericho, at Battle of Hamilton I will defeat John Cena.
SJ: I am going to choke you out John.
SJ: JOE IS GONNA....
SJ:.......KILL YOU!
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"Hey Shawn, can I talk to you for a second."
Truth Martini: Shawn I am a big fan of yours and I wan't to talk some business with you buddy.
Shawn Michaels: Who exactly are you?
TM: I am Truth Martini nice to meet you.
TM: Anyways Shawn, what do you think about me managing you?
HBK: What happened with you and Jericho?
TM: Jericho is a loser and you are a winner and I want to lead you to victory in the Rise to Glory
tournament. Here before you decide let me introduce you to the HOOOOOPLA Hotties!
TM: Let me introduce you too Nikki, and Brie Bella!
TM: So what do you think?
HBK: I like you Truth, This might just work.
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Raven: We stopped the monster. This is my Trophy to show for it. At Battle of Hamilton Abdullah
is going to dethrone the king and become World Champion. Quote the Raven Nevermore.
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Undertaker: Abdullah, Raven you might have hurt me, but you didn't kill me! and i am not going to
stop coming after you until I am laid to Rest for a final time.
Undertaker: You can not kill something that is dead!
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